ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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  • Most People: "Classical/instrumental music is great to study to."
  • Musicians: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD JOKE

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

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Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

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monsieurbluesky:

#kelseythepuppy 🐶

monsieurbluesky:

#kelseythepuppy 🐶

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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strictly-moose:

Happier times before the skeleton war

strictly-moose:

Happier times before the skeleton war

biscuitsplease:

showing up for the skeleton war

biscuitsplease:

showing up for the skeleton war

Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

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beautiful4allmybigmistakes:

NOT ALL OF US HAVE FANCY-ASS SKELETON HORSES, FUCKBOY.

beautiful4allmybigmistakes:

NOT ALL OF US HAVE FANCY-ASS SKELETON HORSES, FUCKBOY.

I just read a post about how it’s cultural appropriation to use the word “fuckboy” like what even

notrealspooky:

where did he come from?
where did he go?
where did he come from?
fuckboy joe

notrealspooky:

where did he come from?
where did he go?
where did he come from?
fuckboy joe

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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