tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

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Anonymous asked: Would you date a mature seventeen year old? Cause you know, age of consent (if it were like sixteen in Cali). Just asking that question to anyone your age, really.

zakklikesquads:

johnnyjenkem:

zakklikesquads:

I, personally, would not

I mean, when I was 17 I had to apply to be his friend and I barely made it. Good thing I’m 18 now.

18 year olds must also reapply. Friendship is annual, have your membership passes ready at the door

damn

American Horror Story Masterpost

thrandduils:

Click to watch. To download, once at the watch screen click the download arrow in the upper-left corner, then click “Download anyway”. (hosted by the master)

Season 1 - Murder House

Season 2 - Asylum

Season 3 - Coven

(links go straight to google drive)

Back to masterposts

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

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tennants-hair:

teashoesandhair:

utterlydeceptivetwaddlespeak:

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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and, of course, from henry v

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ah, the leeks.

Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or

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did

did shakespeare just make a ”your mom” joke

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ayyyyy talk to me before i pass out

pennybored:

dad said this hoodie reminded him of my life goals. thanks dad.

pennybored:

dad said this hoodie reminded him of my life goals. thanks dad.

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prbuick11:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

prbuick11:

prbuick11:

32 seconds in. One of the biggest and best musical plot twists of all time

When did this start getting notes again?

when everyone remembered how underrated the 2012 horns were :)

This was probably my favorite moment in the show. No lie

my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me

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